if tumblr user pizza reblogs this i’ll print this post out and put it on my fridge
can u take a picture i wanna see
man all i want is to cuddle with you and bake you cookies and make your favorite food and sit on the couch all cuddled up with you and watch your favorite movie with you and then go to bed with you and maybe listen to your favorite album with you and jump around with you and then when we get tired of doing that we could fall asleep on the floor with pillows everywhere and put my face on your chest and just make you feel loved every day of your life
why did i think this was going to end in some way related to sacrificing someone to satan?
I love people who make me forget that I’m shy
im going to cry
do i win
HIS NIPPLES ARE ON HIS HAND OMG
THEY AREN’T NIPPLES HOLY SHIT THOSE ARE JESUS’ WOUNDS FROM BEING NAILED TO A CROSS
WHAT THE FUCK IS LISGHING
I HAVE NO IDEA BUT NOW IM LISGHING
can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish